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Monday, June 07, 2004 Hey ya, everyone. What up? Am very very excited as Sim and I are off to South Australia on Thursday, which should be uber-cool. I would put umlauts on the 'u' which would make it correct, but I don't know how to. I know Herr Zimon does. How does one achieve this grammatical feat, mate? Sounds like both Jenna (in Germany) and Mel (in Paris) are having an awesome time in their respective areas of Europe. Respec' to you both... I have been informed that Shrek is coming on TV! YAY! I was really wanting to watch it with Sim, so we could see Shrek 2. Will be very very awesome, and funny!!! Ummm, what else - had dinner at with my cousins last night which was awesome. Always great to catch up with them. So much food, love and laughter. And cards!! We played Quickdraw, which is also known more popularly as Shithead, but I don't/didn't like calling it that, so renamed it Quickdraw.... Does anyone know the game? If so, wanna play? Before, I go I'd like to wish everyone who have exams coming up all the very best of luck, just remember after them you can party hard and to stress less... I think when I get off here I will watch Amelie on video, which I hired. Should be fun. Also, I received a very funny email just before (New Zealand readers, of which I no doubt have many!!, please do not take offence to this hehehe): Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Kevin, a big Kiwi lad, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Kevin, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Kevin was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Kevin showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Kevin announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions: "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er." "Sicondly, you must niver tull anyone about thus." The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Wull," said Kevin, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the $500" posted by AJ | 3:29 PM | | ||
