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Monday, July 07, 2003 Here's a novel idea for a drinking game. Courtesy of www.peelified.com: Futurama Drinking Game [2003] Version 1.02 Game for up to 9 players. PART 1 Take one gulp if: * Bender drinks * Bender smokes * Kif sighs * "Slurm" sign is seen * Zapp Brannigan uses the word "sex" * Professor Farnsworth says: "Good news everyone" (or equivalent) * Dr. Zoidberg makes that escaping noise * Hermes says "[Something] of [someplace]" * Planet Express ship takes off * Planet Express ship lands * Bender takes something out of his chest * Zoidberg cries Take two gulps if: * Amy is injured/falls down etc * Planet Express ship crashes * Planet Express ship is under attack * Owls are seen * SQUARE ROOT 2 news is on TV * One of Bender's body parts is detached * Professor Farnsworth is naked * Nibbler eats something Take three gulps if: * Leela says "aks" *"Olde FORTRAN" malt liquor is seen * One of Fry's body parts is cut off * Hermes is limbo dancing * Zapp Brannigan uses the word "velour" * Bender's composition is mentioned * Amy says something in Chinese * Bender sings a folk song PART 2 Everyone picks a number from one to nine [using a random number generator*]. Each number corresponds to four recurring minor characters (listed below). For level one characters take one gulp. For level two characters... and so on. Happy drinking! You must take an additional gulp (one per character per episode) if they do the thing indicated in the square brackets next to the name. (UNFINISHED) SUPPORTING CHARACTERS Level 1a: 1) Richard Nixon [+1 if Nixon makes that 'aruu' sound] 2) Scruffy 3) Amy's parents 4) Cubert 5) Mutants 6) Hattie 7) Mom [+1 if Mom swears] 8) Mom's sons [+1 if Mom's sons are slapped] 9) Morbo [+1 if Morbo threatens to destroy someone] Level 1b: 1) The two cops 2) Calculon 3) Elzar [+1 if Elzer says 'BAM'] 4) Robot mafia 5) Hyperchicken 6) Sal 7) LaBarbara 8) Preacherbot 9) Horrible Gelatinous Blob [+1 if the HGB eats someone] Level 2a: 1) Leela's parents 2) Wernstrom 3) Flexo 4) Glermo 5) Fry's parents 6) A member of the Waterfall family [+1 if he/she dies] 7) Mayor Poopenmeyer 8) The Omicronians [+1 if they invade Earth] 9) The head of the Orphanarium Level 2b: 1) Robot Santa 2) Robot Devil 3) Hair robot 4) Judge Whitey 5) Dwight 6) Boxy robot 7) Tinny Tim 8) Number 9 man 9) The narrator of "The Scary Door" * or a hat.posted by AJ | 3:30 PM | | ||
